Just don’t f-ing do it. Especially if you’re gonna sell me your car.

That’s the aftermath of the screwdriver method. The screwdriver method:
- Hammer screwdriver into oil filter. (Hot) oil will drain/spurt out on you.
- Using screwdriver for leverage, twist oil filter as far as space allows (‘91 Acura Integra: ~1/16 turn).
- Cuss and grunt, repeat.
What exactly is a sturgeonface, anyway?

Well, if you gotta ask, then you ain’t never gonna get to know.
Have you done the test? Two thoughts about the test:
- Why are Brits so much more damn funny that Americans?
- Please, please, please, please… we’ve had a rash of tragedy after tragedy hit the Bay Area cycling community in the last month, and it’s getting worse. Be alert. The life you save – that may be mine.