Oh Grand Jeep Cherokee, you may have won the battle, but the war is far from over.

do not use your body to punch a grand jeep cherokee

Normally, the clavicle actually meets up evenly with the rest of your shoulder. This is called an AC separation:

ac seperation

Rib’s aren’t supposed to zig-zag. However, my ribs proved stronger than its side view mirror – the mirror was torn off in the impact, while I still have my ribs inside me.

#8 & 9, broken

And, this one’s a little harder to see. That black line between my lung and my chest wall – that’s air. Air’s supposed to be inside your lung, not next to it. That’s called a pneumothorax, and it’s caused by one of my broken ribs poking a small hole in my left lung.

pneumothorax

Any guesses for the number of zeros in the ER bill? I got treated right there at Stanford.

9 Responses to “Body VS. Grand Jeep Cherokee”

  1. the matador says:

    the ambulance ride along will approach 5 zeros. I’d guess you’ll make out with less than 15k total in billed charges though….make that 20.

  2. Ngoc says:

    man oh man oh man oh man!

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  5. Michael J. says:

    and… the special number is…. $33,268.85. heh, good thing Stanford’s health insurance kicked in a whole 16 days before the accident!

    and… apparently the average death rate for vehicle-pedestrian accidents involving 31-35mph collisions is between 12.5% and 45% (!!!), depending on who you ask. (http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov/people/injury/research/pub/HS809012.html)

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  8. Zoltan says:

    Well I have the same thing. Mine was considered a Grad 5 AC Seperation and guess how many zero’s I had at the end. 3 Surgeries, 2 months in hospital from last surgery in ICU due to complications, a Private Room and a hell of a lot of Moriphine, Demoral, T3’s, Oxycotin, Oxycodon, and some other wicked drugs I can’t even remember. So any guesses? btw I live in Canada. So the correct answer would be……….final bill= $0.00 God I love my country. I AM CANADIAN!

  9. Wow! A buddy of mine just got in a pretty bad accident in his friends Jeep Cherokee. His body was bruised everywhere but luckily enough, that was it.

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